Showing posts with label Rocky the Gutter Cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rocky the Gutter Cat. Show all posts

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Rocky the Gutter Cat



Here's Rocky, doing one of his favorite things, sleeping on his back. This self-styled geezer cat has quite an exciting life. He's a mostly outdoor cat and his two favorite places to hang out are in the gutter in front of his house and the catmint patch. He has collected himself a harem of Spicy Vixens, who adore him. It's a little cold out for Rocky and his Spicy Vixens to party in the catmint patch, so he has been looking for a suitable place indoors. He thought that the tunnel box would be just perfect, but Skeezix didn't like that idea at all. The tunnel box is now quite a bit worse for wear, but Rocky is still ready to party. He and his brother Mao make cans of Vishus Deer Repellent for all the kitties who have a problem with vishus deer invading their yards. Not long before Christmas last year, there was a slight problem.

Rocky had an industrial accident,
Which caused such a ferocious scent,
That all vishus deer
Will stay away for a year,
So strong is Mao and Rocky's repellent.

Monday, February 19, 2007

The Great Tunnel Box War



We interrupt your regularly scheduled limericks to bring you breaking news on the Great Tunnel Box War between Rocky and Skeezix. Apparently the was has now ended with great devastation. I couldn't bring myself to reprint the picture of the awful aftermath, but you can see it on Skeezix's blog. Just scroll down for the picture of the (sob) destroyed tunnel box.

Rocky stole a tunnel box.
To keep it he gave Skeezik knocks.
Now brave Skeezix sports a scar
And he and Rocky went to war.
The greatest casualty was the tunnel box.