Saturday, February 24, 2007
Rocky the Gutter Cat
Here's Rocky, doing one of his favorite things, sleeping on his back. This self-styled geezer cat has quite an exciting life. He's a mostly outdoor cat and his two favorite places to hang out are in the gutter in front of his house and the catmint patch. He has collected himself a harem of Spicy Vixens, who adore him. It's a little cold out for Rocky and his Spicy Vixens to party in the catmint patch, so he has been looking for a suitable place indoors. He thought that the tunnel box would be just perfect, but Skeezix didn't like that idea at all. The tunnel box is now quite a bit worse for wear, but Rocky is still ready to party. He and his brother Mao make cans of Vishus Deer Repellent for all the kitties who have a problem with vishus deer invading their yards. Not long before Christmas last year, there was a slight problem.
Rocky had an industrial accident,
Which caused such a ferocious scent,
That all vishus deer
Will stay away for a year,
So strong is Mao and Rocky's repellent.