Saturday, February 24, 2007

Rocky the Gutter Cat



Here's Rocky, doing one of his favorite things, sleeping on his back. This self-styled geezer cat has quite an exciting life. He's a mostly outdoor cat and his two favorite places to hang out are in the gutter in front of his house and the catmint patch. He has collected himself a harem of Spicy Vixens, who adore him. It's a little cold out for Rocky and his Spicy Vixens to party in the catmint patch, so he has been looking for a suitable place indoors. He thought that the tunnel box would be just perfect, but Skeezix didn't like that idea at all. The tunnel box is now quite a bit worse for wear, but Rocky is still ready to party. He and his brother Mao make cans of Vishus Deer Repellent for all the kitties who have a problem with vishus deer invading their yards. Not long before Christmas last year, there was a slight problem.

Rocky had an industrial accident,
Which caused such a ferocious scent,
That all vishus deer
Will stay away for a year,
So strong is Mao and Rocky's repellent.

9 comments:

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Heh heh heh, too funny. Love it.

Eric and Flynn said...

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The Meezers said...

LOL. love it!!

Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! This is the funniest one ever.

Dragonheart said...

Fun! That's a great limerick for Rocky! :D

Sophia, The Diva Kitty said...

Excellent!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

That is great! Rocky is like my west coast counterpart.

Chase

Tara said...

I luv comming to your site and catching up on the kitty limericks! Rocky's is great! Tara

Forty Paws said...

We will add you to our list. Thanks for visiting us!!

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