Orlando, usually known as Lando, suggested that I try bunny limericks for a while, as I seemed to be stuck for kitty limericks. I tried it and it worked. I wrote two bunny limericks and one kitty limerick and got an idea for a second kitty limerick today. Thank you, Lando. Orlando is a three-year old bunny, half English Spotted and half something else which I can't remember and now can't find, either. Anyway, he's a lively bun, who enjoys his food and also enjoys chewing things he isn't supposed to chew, like the carpet. He sometimes gets to venture out onto the patio, where he cleans up any birdseed that he finds.
Orlando is a cute spotted bunny.
He eats all the broccoli and thinks it is funny.
For a 'nanner chip
He will almost flip.
It's the best bunny crack for the money.