This is Lucy, Artsy Catsy's Spokesmodel. She is a ragdoll who was found wandering around the streets all on her own in 1992. Isn't she adorable? Recently, she used her media contacts and expertise in snoopervising to blow the whistle on Rockey the CEO when she caught him kissing a picture of Lilly Lu in close proximity to his catnip cigar. It is that incident which prompted the limerick.
Lucy really dug up the dirt
And showed the world that Rocky's a flirt.
She's the Spokesmodel.
The job is a doddle,
Leaving her time to dig up the dirt.