Badness

Here is Badness, taking it easy on the couch.  Now how did such a sweet-looking kitty get a name like Badness?  Well, Badness can be a really tough cookie, especially with Daisy, the dog.  Badness likes to be in charge and she lets everyone know it.  She was the first cat to be adopted.  She was in a box in front of a supermarket, under a Free Kittens sign and she was the last one left.  The Mom took her home and Badness took over.  She is really affectionate with the Mom and Scrappy, though, so she's not all that bad.  Badness has a thing for wet hair.  When the Mom washes her hair, Badness wants to lick it and lick it.  She can't stand the hair dryer, though, so when that comes out, Badness splits.

                                      Badness would love to dry Momma's hair.
                                      She would lick it and lick it to dry it with care.
                                              Out comes the blowy-thing,
                                              There goes Badness -- zing!
                                      Momma says she can dry her own hair.