Saturday, March 10, 2007

Mao



Mao used to have a brother named Junior, whom he loved very, very much. Unfortunately, Junior went to the Bridge and Mao became very depressed. He stopped playing and withdrew into himself. Then one day the Food Lady brought Skeezix home. Mao keeps saying that he doesn't like the "little wite rat", but he has rediscovered the joys of snuggling. Mao also likes going outside, but he got grounded for a long time last year when he went out and stayed out all night. Mao is also the one who came up with the idea for marketing Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellent. This is only fitting, as Mao is the one who first told Skeezix about the vishus deer who eat juicy young cats.

Mao is the bestest bro,
Though he doesn't want the world to know.
The wite rat can snuggle
With nary a struggle.
Mao's protests are mostly for show.

12 comments:

Lux said...

Bravo! :::sound of applause:::

That's really fitting!

Mao McSchnickles said...

Wow, that's the bestest limrik I've ever red! And it's good timing, too becuz the wite rat wint away in the prizzin box today, and I think I miss him!

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Wow, you are so good with these limerics!

We added you to our blogroll.

Patches

The Meezers said...

YAY!! That was great!

Daisy said...

Yep, I think Mao is a good big brudder even though he might not want to admit it. But, I wonder where Skeezix is today....

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Great Poem!!! You are so talented. Don't worry Mao, I sure that Skeezix will be back sooner than you think.

said...

This was fantastic.
Perfect! :-)
I am glad Mao is happy again.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Good one! It's purrfect for them.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

That is so good. Love it!

Each one you write, I think, this is the BEST one yet. You've got a real gift.

Dragonheart said...

Excellent! :) Another terrific limerick. :)

Suzanne said...

you do such a good job with these! (good limericks are notoriously difficult to write...and you turn them out with apparent ease!)

--suz and her mama

Spoiler said...

What a funny photo!