I am really glad I write these limericks in advance, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do one today. I am really sad about Bear.
Olivia was adopted from a shelter in, I think, 2003. She had the kitty version of Kennel Cough and gave it to Eddie. A miserable time was had by all until they both recovered. Olivia came with a unique addition. She says that the vet who gave her a ladygardenectomy put a kangaroo inside of her. It is the kangaroo which makes her jump around so much and do naughty things, like bite the blinds. Just so you know, it's the kangaroo making her tummy look floofy in the photo.
Olivia has a kangaroo
Inside her which makes her do
Things she should't
And certainly wouldn't,
If not for the naughty kangaroo.
8 comments:
Now, THAT is the bestest excuse for naughty behaviour I have ever heard!!!!!! I must use that one!
I think I must have a kangaroo, too.
Now I understand why Kim never jumpes, she must have an elephant inside !
I am sure Precious as a kangaroo, I am sure of it!
Patches
very clever! it moves from excuse to reason!
havin a kangaroo inside olivia iz makin me laff an laff!
luv--jh
Oh my goodness, thanks so much for the limerick about Kangaroo Girl! After reading so much sadness this evening, this really made me and my mom laugh. It's perfect. Thanks, Karen Jo!
Tee hee. G.T. must have a kangaroo in him too, or maybe a bird since he flies through the house racing up and down cat trees. That's a great limerick!
Luf, Us
Post a Comment